Hospital Food

'Til It's Gone
Everybody sing the chorus of "Big Yellow Taxi"!
House/Cameron, decidedly satirical, rated G.

A Slap in the Face to all Right-Thinking Fen Everywhere
Allison Cameron visits her long-lost English relatives, the Dursleys.
Crack-inspired crossover, rated PG-13.

The Art of Self-Preservation
The games people play to pretend to be normal.  House and Cameron are two side of one coin.
House/Cameron, serious, rated PG-13.

It's Nice (To Be Nice)
House wakes up nice.  Everyone cringes in fear.
Could possibly be construed as parody.  PG-13.

The Worst Patients
House has a run in with karma, or possibly the just-world phenomenon, or possibly irony.
House/Cameron, PG-13.