All About Liz

 

Liz Barr is twenty-one years old. She has lived in six towns and cities, and attended seven different schools. She considers herself lucky to have stayed in one place long enough to complete a Bachelor of Arts with a major in Classics and Ancient History. Being totally unemployable otherwise, she is now completing a Post Graduate Diploma in Library and Information Studies. One day, she's going to be an evil librarian, and world domination can only follow. In the meantime, she works in a bakery (*twitch*) and a supermarket (*shudder*).

She can no longer enter a bakery without critiquing its staff, presentation and overall standards of quality. You really don't want to go bread shopping with her.

Really.

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When not sharing her neuroses with the world, Liz can be found lurking in the 'B' section of the local library, and haunting music stores in search of Tori Amos and Die Ärzte. She blames these shifty-looking individuals for her love of obnoxious German pop music. She thinks the Eurovision Junior Song Contest is the greatest show on earth, has an unhealthy interest in Canadian Idol and a stationery fetish. You shouldn't believe a word she says.

But then, you can't trust someone who likes squid as much as she does.

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Liz really likes squid.

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Liz writes. A lot. And draws. And writes poetry. She'd be an unstoppable creative machine, if only she didn't have to sleep. The laziness, too. The laziness holds her back. She is also plotting a foray into short films, because sharing a flat with a film student will do that for a person.

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She doesn't want to marry you, isn't particularly interested in the penis enlargement you're offering, and has no plans to send money to deposed Nigerian princes. No hard feelings, though.

 

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